It’s all in the wash

What is, therapy? God knows we’ve all been through some shit. For a minute, though, I thought it was just me. But then I looked at my goals for the future then looked at my wallet in the present, and there I found enough to buy some therapy.

One thing I’ve learned through my years of hell is that God will not answer why questions. So, I quit asking.

I’m not the “sit on the couch and talk kind of girl.” I am all about #GOALS and moving forward with no regrets. Regrets make your spirit incredibly heavy and you’re unable to move on or focus.

So if you are there, get out of there now. Check out Carolyn Myss on YouTube and on Half Prize Bookstore if you’re on a budget or go to one of her workshops if your not.

You already know how I’m rolling: Defy gravity by Carolyn Myss.

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Busy Bee

Too busy to chat, but I didn’t forget about you. I took a dancing class yesterday. They cost just as much as Zumba classes, if you pay monthly…

Ok, mine was a good price but the class was 3 hours. It included 1.5 hours of dancing instruction( hands on, it wasn’t a PowerPoint) followed by social dancing. No, it was not at a club. 10,000 steps.

Yay!!!! The Cowboys play

tonight……it’s being recorded.

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1. Wake up early on off days except Sunday.

2. Exercise for 1 hour x 5 days.

3. Weights 3 times a week.

4. Dance once a week and once for the month.

5. Learn Portuguese and sign language.

7. Hone in your French speaking.

6. Take up Math to the next level.

7. Study GRE.

8. Take GRE in 3 months.

9. Pray more.

10. Publish…….book…..Yeah. You are so ready. “)

11. Incorporate entrepreneurial bizz.

12. Start Masters Program.

Alcohol Is By The Pharmacy

I woke up Thanksgiving morning to the sweet smell of- nothing, and the sounds of- nothing. Suddenly I felt the urge to rejoice. Could it be? Could today my wish of not eating turkey on Thanksgiving be granted?

Then my phone started going off. “We” have to cook and it has to be ready by noon.

I don’t mind eating like a schizophrenic, cooking like one though… Yeah, I have a problem with that.

First item on my list, Tequila and every Liquor store was closed, except Walmart.

“Excuse me? Where’s the alcohol? I asked.

“It’s by the pharmacy,” a staff member answered.

Me, “Yeah, it’s not that type of pain.”

He had no idea what I was looking for, but in a matter of seconds Santa’s helpers filtered through the isles to point me in the right direction-out of state because Walmart did not have alcohol at this location.

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Don’t Miss Black Thursday Tonight

I’m not cooking, you know why.

Anyway, Walmart Black Friday starts today at 6pm. TODAY AT 6PM. 32 G USB drives

5 bucks. No lie.

TVs- big ones on Super sale.

A picture is worth 1000 words, so here they are…

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Waiting For Start Up

As I sat in the car waiting for the 8:30AM race to began, I noticed that not many cars were in the parking lot, and soon anxiety began to kick in. I looked at my number and it read 1715. Are there only 1715 participants and that’s why I don’t see that many cars?

Then another thought kicked in as soon as the other one ended, “Oh, my, you’re going to be in last place if only 1715 people signed up?” I bet your sucking wind now, wishing you would’ve trained better, put more miles into the training, maybe some weight training?”

Then a conscious thought to put all the bitching self talk to rest, “HEY, THE WARRIOR IS LISTENING!” And just like that the voices turned into cheer leaders. That’s right bitches! I am the captain of this ship!

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“Lets’s Marvin Gaye And Get It On.”

Learning The Rumba has nothing 2 do w age

If this song doesn’t get you intrigued to learn Rumba, nothing will.

It is easy. Draw an imaginary square behind you, and for my girls, start with your right foot back, the left foot follows in a sweeping motion draws a bacwards C to end on the other side of the square.

The right foot meets the left, now do the same thing with the left foot.

Left foot forward, right foot does a C this time but start sweeping motion at the end of the C and end on the other side of the square. By the way, you’re not really sweeping with your foot. You are just going through the motion.

The timing is “slow, quick, quick, slow.” Just repeat it in your head.

Yes there are turns, that’s just the basic step. Oh what the hell, go take a Rumba class after Happy Hour, you will love it “or my name isn’t Orville Redenbacher.”

Who the hell is Orville Redenbacher?

Classes are cheap, no appt necessary, and is better than therapy. Don’t ask “)

Let me know how you do.

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