Mile High Club- Not So Much

First time using the bathroom on an airplane. I tried to hold it but after a couple of drinks (juice), my bladder said, hell to the No, NO. So I waited until forever then I politely whispered to the flight attendant, “hmm, it’s my first time using the bathroom and I’m kinda scare to use it.”
She replied, “it’s just a bathroom.”
So, with those words of encouragement I entered the ever tightly packed bathroom and closed the door.
As I started to….
The door opened and a hottie tried to get in. We both screamed.
Why does this shit happened to me all the time? This is not the way to meet a hottie.
The flight attendant screamed “you didn’t locked the door?”
Me in my own thoughts because I did not want to get arrested: “It’s so tight in here, I can’t find my ass let alone the lock!”
I need a drink. I am super embarrassed. :/

Salsa Pig by Shiloh Hunter

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Author: Aztk Prncss

Aztec Princess : The views and opinions are my own. A writer of life in general- no matter the topic/politics- yeap. This is the Social Personality of a girl who endured a devastating blow to her personal, and professional life brought on by individuals and or persons who by their actions manifested a personal storm of cataclysmic proportions which caused her to lose everything she worked for and almost claimed her life. The name Salsa Pig came from her love of Salsa Dancing, and her inability to lose the extra lbs due to the unbelievable Stress she endured. Whatever is going on in your life, stay strong, stay positive, and always remember: I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me- Philippians 4:13 Be Not Afraid: Isaiah 41:10 Share the love, and link: All my love, Aztec Princess by Shiloh Hunter

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